When ever we go anyplace – I most likely will be the driver ! And if you know how I feel – I do not like to drive – I like to look – I am a gawker !
I ALSO GET LOST – I THINK I AM GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION
But – my wife – Sherry – will say – no – you turn left not right !
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Rule number one when you golf with me – always take a picture at the start that way when you know the beginning of the course – after you make a wrong turn – been there – done that !!!!!
When we go on a long or short trip – I always put the address in the GPS or Sherry uses her phone because she says – ” The GPS in the car is weird ” You can’t trust it !!!! Now – I just look and think – “WHY DO WE HAVE IT ” ?
On the golf course – that is me – I have gotten lost – when you play a new course – you follow the signs – hoping no one has changed them ! But even then – I have done it – wrong turn – in Oahu – from tee to tee – was a journey through the mountains – and jungle – and rain forest – I got lost !
Made wrong turn and had to double back ! The girls didn’t and wondered where we had gotten off to !
The twins – they love my computer and You Tube – now I am not a “TECH” sort of guy – my wife says it is “ME” when things go wrong – she is absolutely right if I am driving – but the computer – that thing has a mind of it’s own !
I swear – I just look at it and something happens – maybe that is why she tells me she doesn’t want me within TEN FEET of HER computer !!
I know – there is no such thing – there is no BIGFOOT – but strange things do happen to me – like the phone rings and when I answer – I had been thinking of them!
Or the time – in the parking lot of work – early morning – stars still out – I looked up and saw a cluster of individual lights moving across the sky in formation – moving back and forth as they passed above me – like 7 or 8 satellite’s flying over head !
YES – I SAW THAT !
When I drive and she is not paying attention – a voice comes from the car – rather annoying –
but it is because I made a wrong turn – I missed the turn – I was too late to turn – and I have NO SENSE OF DIRECTION !
That is me – ” RECALCULATING ”
I know just how MOSES felt while being lost in the desert for forty years – that is WHY I drive and she gives directions –
but I STILL MAINTAIN –
I BELIEVE IN BIGFOOT –
I HAVE SEEN UFO’S AND IT WAS THAT DAMM COMPUTER !!!!
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